Episodes

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Middle of the road Mattiacs. This week we are headed back to the late 90's, early 00's? As we discuss Buffet Infinity. Take an SNL commercial parody, stretch it out to a feature, sprinkle in a dash of cosmic horror and what do you get? A movie by a caricature artist. By the way, Matt cannot say that word.. Caricature . So try and get him to have to say it as much as you can on your podcast. I'll send you a tee shirt. Stay tuned, because as teased in this episo...

Hello all you ed-heads, timbos, and mattiacs. This week, Matt the Middling movie madman has brought us something very special. Middle of the road boobs. As well as an alien mummy stuck in a blog movie? That's also a slasher, also about 16 frat house parties.. So many movies I swear to god. Tune in, and listen to us come up with so many better ideas than the makers of this movie, who btw, wanted it to be a tv series. Ugh.

hello all you Ed-heads, timbos, and Mattiacs. This week we go back to the well, and end up feeling unwell as we discuss Watchers 2. Though we get a little derailed, though to be fair, so did the movie. Why did we need the nerd and the hooker in the movie? Or the weird 7-11 with the monster chugging suds? Who knows. Loose ends, bad monster design, and the least leading leading man ever. Check it out.

Hello all you ed-heads, Timbos, and half an episode of mattiacs This week we are going way back to a simpler time. When a highschool student could try and seduce her teacher/coach? and it was her fault as we discuss Deadly Eyes Based off the book The Rats, this is a canadian horror movie where rats eat steroid laced corn that's intended to be sent to africa to feed the starving? well, madness ensues having something to do with a subway? I don't really know. But they do kill a baby (offscreen) so...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs. This week we are joined once more by Botty Batson of the Grindbin pod, to discuss a grindybin type movie... The Majorettes. The twists, the turns. Watch the movie, then listen, and see if we make any type of sense about the movie. Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and Matt Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs. This week Matt made us watch a total piece of crap. I for one am still at a loss. Is this supposed to be so bad it's funny? Or is this another situation like The Room, where someone was so incompetent at making one thing, they accidently made another? I'd ask you to decide for yourself, but that would mean you had to watch the movie, which I suggest you don't. But since i know you will, masochist, I just have a couple questions. Did we need the mall ...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos Boy do we have a treat for you this winter. How about a movie that feels like someone describing leprechaun during a bad LSD trip? Well, that's about what you get with Funnyman. Who, is not funny in the least? We got scoob and the gang, velma bending over of course, and a soundtrack that still blows my mind. Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and Matt Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our ...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs. This week, you thought white fire was bad? We got wood fire! Just, you'll see. As we discuss the 1994 movie The Fear. The worlds most traumatized wannabe therapist brings a group of people who fucking hate each other to his santa uncles cabin where they tell a wooden dude named Morty their worst fears. Yeah, that's like, where it starts, and it gets worse. Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and Matt Also, like, rate, and su...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Mattiacs. This week we are joined by a first time guest, Dash, as we discuss the 2014 SLASHER It Follows. A supernatural STD, or a meditation on the nature of life and death, an exchange of your youth and innocence for freedom, adult things, and the inevitable death that awaits us all.. Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and Matt Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as th...

The Bloodybits Horror Show feed has been (temporarily) hijacked by resident Cousin Oliver (aka co-host Matt Anderson) for a special Halloween treat - a full episode of Matt's new podcast DOES THIS COME IN CHROMIUM?On this episode Matt and special guest co-host Frank Pittarese rip open the polybag and discuss 1995's JASON VS. LEATHERFACE #1 (published by Topps Comics).If you've ever wanted to see greedy land developers in Crystal Lake, Jason riding the rails like a hobo, Leatherface sleeping unde...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, And Mattiacs. We're back, a dinosaur story. That's right, the show is back on the road, back in business, and back covering the movies nobody asked for. And this week, talk about nobody asking for it. M Night decided to make his daughters as big a mystery in Hollywood as his twists are in his films, with Trap Shitty music, nonsense plot, and what doesn't M Night know? Find out in this all new episode. Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ a...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs. This week, Matt brings up a fantastic film. Well, not really, but for the purposes of this podcast, it's the right one. X-Ray, the Cannon films slasher from 1981, built specifically to try and get some of that sweet sweet 80's slasher money. But without all the atmosphere, or logic, or decent kills. Psycho doctors, vague diagnosis, acid sinks, dripping chemical rooms, and a protagonist who knocks something over in every scene. You're gonna love it......

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos. We're back on the hunt, and sans Matt, guess he's gonna leave all the strange for Tim and I, and boy, do we get knee deep in it. Trains, ghost zoning laws, and the usual distractions from the subject at hand, all this and more as we talk Paranormal Home Inspectors once again, and our man Tim has a change of heart? Bad reality television really is a magical thing. Tune in! Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ Also, like, rate, and subsc...

Hello all you ed-heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs. This week we are covering one of the worst non-zombie zombie movies i've ever seen. The Chilling. What happens when a rag tag group of Grizzly Adams, and Linda Blair run afoul of a corrupt organ harvesting cryogenic lab ponzi scheme? Well, I'm not really sure. I've seen this movie twice in as many weeks now, and I'm still not really sure what happens. Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattb...

Hello all you ed-heads, timbos, mattiacs, and asholez! This week we return to the world of weird as we head up north to Canada for some house inspection, and lukewarm paranormal claims/investigation. We're talking Paranormal Home Inspectors Episode 5. Join us as we take down maybe one of the stupidest paranormal shows we've see. They do nothing, find nothing, slag off a poor woman, and Brian, the real hero, gives them a straight up home inspection. Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and ch...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs. This week we are talking about a thanksgiving classic, The Burbs, and I am joined once again by the golden age of the podcast crew. Tim, and Matt. It's such a fun trip down memory lane this episode, as Matt and I wax on about our love for a movie that Yobo can hardly tolerate. Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogo...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Ash-Holes. This week Asherz and I are going back to 1999. A time of hope, optimism, and brooding edgelord Arnold as we discuss End Of Days. Satan piss, terrible writing, and maybe 2 decent performances. How this piece of shit made 200 million is anyone's guess. Check out Asherz, on all her socials . Her Podcast, Wednesdays we talk weird , and buy her book ! Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as t...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Ash-holes. This week on the show, I am joined once again by Asherz, and this week she brought in a non horror movie, but horiffic in it's own way. Mysterious Skin. Content Warning, this episode contains discussion of sexual assault, and child molestation. But don't worry, I make my typical jokes like mirrorbation. We make it fun. Check out Asherz, on all her socials . Her Podcast, Wednesdays we talk weird , and buy her book ! Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if yo...

Hello all you Ed-heads, and.. ash.. uh. ass? something with ass I guess? Asherz is here! This week, we debut, bumping and clanging around like a battery in the dryer, the new show format! A more free form discussion of the film, more behind the scenes, and it's philosophical, and cultural depths. So of course, we start with Terrifier 3. A movie in which a dudes sac gets a chainsaw vasectomy (Name of my thrash band) and a chick commits mirrorbation (The name of my doom metal band) Leave your feed...

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs. Join us for another sideshow where we bitch about politics briefly, then learn two very important things. The prevalence of snake crimes, and the even more twisted and sinister history of wang. What is a wang? Can a bullet wang your dashboard and destroy your only compass? Find out all this and more. Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @edd...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs! This week we are plesently surprised by what should be just another shitty 90s sci-fi movie. As we discuss Virus. Maybe the finest performance in cinema history. Donald Sutherland as evil Captain Everton. Seriously, go watch virus, then tune in! Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ Also, like, rate, and subscr...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs! This week we take another trip down the side roads for a sideshow! We break down the top news of the day, and this time there is a story about a horror movie that's upcoming! How about that? Casey Anthony, civil rights hero, Bai Ling giving Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money, and a cesarean conception. All this, as well as a fantastic round of Know Comments. Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/prof...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Mattiacs. This week, we have returned for a full out full on episode covering the 1982 slasher? Death Screams. It puts Matt and I into a full blown panic mode for how inept the movie can be. Then, i kid you not, in the middle of the episode while i'm reviewing a scene I make a discovery that will shake the foundations of movie bloopers forever. https://youtu.be/9jiSFxViM3c pay close attention to the carnys balls. Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out ...