25.Occupy Your Lizard Brain

25.Occupy Your Lizard Brain

We got picked up for another season (that’s how these things work, right?), and we’re bringing you even newsier news, even funnier funs, and more EXTREMELY HOT TAKES than ever before. We’re talkin’ bong hit transplants, we’re talkin’ split dicks and murder, we’re talkin’ the totally topical SECOND LIFE, suckaaaahs. Put it in your earholes!
Season 2 intro music provided by Diamondback Manhunter. His other stuff is good, I made him do this.
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24. Buttholes to Burgers

24. Buttholes to Burgers

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Fiver Sucksers.
This week on the Let’s Get Shitty show, we talk pirating and get absolutely no where with it, and then we discuss a little too deeply why STRANGER THINGS had such a slow start while managing to mostly avoid spoilers.
As an update, I got a new version of the logo. It’s almost as shitty
 

So I spent 5 mins to just make my own. Which as you can see is in no way edible jam …

23. The Let’s Get Spooky Show!!

23. The Let’s Get Spooky Show!!

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Hello and welcome to a very special halloween episode of the Let’s Get Shitty Show!
This week I have 3 terror tales for all the spooks and ghouls out there.
So Enjoy!

22 Pining For Bush.

22 Pining For Bush.

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Combatting bombs in the garden, they bring the stink.
GW Bush the war criminal is an endearing, kooky old painter akin to Jim Carrey compared to the hell tomb that is Trump’s presidency, but we have the answer to save the country! Fuck you, Missouri, my vote deserves more weight.
Speaking of Bush, we discuss shaving ours, so if you wanted to know the state of our genitals, this is the episode for you!
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21 The wrong one died.

21 The wrong one died.

Want a free abortion? Move to Flint Michigan and have a tall glass of water. With how hard birth control is to acquire in some states, maybe they should bottle it, and sell it.
Speaking of birth control, can someone please get all these little children to stop coming up to my door, last thing i need is to be the one middle aged white guy in the neighborhood when one goes missing…
Gaycial recognition software. the future is now!
I poop on the iPhone, alyssa is almost converted to android… almost.
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20 Every breath we take…

20 Every breath we take…

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Hello and welcome back.
Episode20 y’all. sound quality is great, and sucks. Great because we have a secret helper from across the pond, sucks because i put WAY too much gain in it, and you can hear i guess our breathing? I don’t know.
Hey, I’m learning. I got a new audio interface, and it takes time. I don’t want you guys going without
Other big news… D&D podcast around the corner! Stay tuned.
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19 Good Gravy

19 Good Gravy

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He guys. Ya busy? No? ok, well here is a new episode of the show
where to begin, politics as always, semantics about what even is a gravy, I kill a cat, then talk about how I’m not a step away from being a serial killer. We discuss some super groovy totally cool upcoming movies.
Uh, what else. I speak out of my ass about North Korea, and am likely very wrong in my opinions.
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18 A horrible show for horrible people.

18 A horrible show for horrible people.

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Hi gang
i complain about advertising, movies, shitty birds and more. Alyssa joins us again. This time i buster her stylaphone, You’re welcome. We eat more bad mexican candy, and i complain about advertising that’s pro hitler, and anti shit.

17 Just for men.

17 Just for men.

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This time it’s just me, eddie flying solo, without the old ball and chain amirite? This week i go over tech news, introduce a new segment, ed-DIY. and we hear some steamy erotica, suggested to us by listener StuffyUnicorn.
Ear bleach. I think that is what we need, holy lord I cannot understand why the fuck someone would record this, let alone are there really dudes who listen to this shit for their jerk session? I hope not.
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16 Alyssa says the (s)n-word!

16 Alyssa says the (s)n-word!

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All you trumpers rejoice! Alyssa is here to defend your use of a dog whistle racist term! Cause you know. Every perceived transgression is real. Be careful on that slope, it’s a bit slippery! I try and unite her with her supporters, but you know how niggardly she can be with her friendship. Sorry guys.
Some movie discussion, we watched weird science. I saw it once back when I was like 11, and thought it was stupid. Turns out I was right. Although there was a great scene where the boys go to a blues club, get wasted, and act like black people. That was pretty good.

In other news, we are back from our summer vacation, and rather than pictures I have a very descriptive instruction on fucking an R.O.B. So that is a plus. Then …

15 – Child safe buttholes.

15 – Child safe buttholes.

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Hello everybody!
In this episode, we discuss a few things. The self checkout line, Pander-monium, horrible candy review, and some discussion of Get Out, which is a great movie btw.
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14 – Now you’re a man!.

14 – Now you’re a man!.

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Hello folks.
Before you bitch, yeah it’s late, and you know what? next episode I’m flying solo. Also, there isn’t a break song/me picking on autistic person. If this upsets you, I’ll send you a refund.
Episode 14, and boy. what an episode. Am I right? This week we take your questions, talk some shit about politics, trumpcare, etc. Then I ramble on about what makes people a man, and give up.
Wrapping it up with a real nice bow.
Also, the weird rib burger at carl’s jr sucks. Don’t get it.
Then we eat this horrible mexican “candy” I guess?

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13 – The circumcision rape defense.

13 – The circumcision rape defense.

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Oh hey. I didn’t see you over there. I guess it’s because I was too distracted by the Let’s Get shitty show EP 13!
This week we discuss so many many things. Censoring the term Female Genital Mutilation, our top 3 gender swap remakes, and some handy dandy lady life hacks!
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12 – Sweatpants money.

12 – Sweatpants money.

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Hello and welcome to the 12th episode of the show. It’s a day late, but fuck you. My back hurts! /end old person rant.
This week we take your questions, talk about the nintendo switch, and other stuff, I just edited it, I don’t wanna think about it and remember it all.
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11 – Dungeons and braggin.

11 – Dungeons and braggin.

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Yeah
Talking mad shit on UPS for the missing mic (Hence the shitty audio quality)
Alyssa goes into her weird data entry fever dreams, I give some RADvice on dungeons and dragons.
Also, we drink butter flavored soda, and nearly vomit. I burp into the mic, so you might to.
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10 Interview with Diamondback Manhunter

10 Interview with Diamondback Manhunter

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Hello
In this episode, I interview our resident music maker, Diamondback Manhunter. We discuss retro games, music, and how you can get started!
His Website
Twitter
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Great stuff, outro music by, well Diamondback Manhunter of course.

09 – Dungeons, and dragons, and insects, and cheese!

09 – Dungeons, and dragons, and insects, and cheese!

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This week we discuss uh, drinking and stuff. Throwing up when you’re drunk, and pregnant. But never at the same time. The trouble with Dungeons and Dragons, and advanced fly physics.
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08 – Near death experience, blender cuckoldry, and weed.

08 – Near death experience, blender cuckoldry, and weed.

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Hello and welcome to the 8th episode of the Let’s Get Shitty show. And boy howdy what a show it is!
We discuss so many things. Legend of Zelda – Breath of the Wild, Traffic idiots, Stealing from Wal-Mart.
New theme music courtesy of our man Diamondback Manhunter!
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07 – Asterios Kokkinos-best?

07 – Asterios Kokkinos-best?

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Hello and welcome to the I dunno, 7th episode of the let’s get shitty show. Though it’s a bit of a departure. Not in the Gillian Anderson plays Blanche DuBois in a prequel to A Streetcar Named Desire kind of way, No, more in the way where I interview comedian, writer, and fellow podcaster Asterios Kokkinos.
We discuss comedy, how far is too far to take a joke, Pewdiepie, and slime fucking. Tune in.
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Or download his Itunes #1 rated Billboard top 10 Comedy Album Cuckmas Carols: Bald Headed Lies FOR SPITE!
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06 – The Ballad of 40 Bottle Becky

06 – The Ballad of 40 Bottle Becky

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Hello and welcome to the 6th episode of the Let’s Get Shitty Show.
On this weeks episode, we turn back the clock, and discuss the conclusion of the Kritter salute, with the ballad of 40 bottle becky. Big Bear Beer is discusses, as well as Milo Yi…whateverpolis, and pewdiepie.
Tune in for the bonus episode, where I interview Asterios Kokinos. The good boy of comedy.
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The Mansplaining show – E01 – Mansplaining

The Mansplaining show – E01 – Mansplaining

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Welcome to the first episode of the mansplaining show. I’m your host Eddie The Axe Jefferson
In this episode we tackle the subject of mansplaining, along with an interview with host of The Real Nerd Hour podcast, and recent mansplaining victim Denzel.
Let me know if you have a subject you need mansplained email theman@mansplain.info
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Marilyn Manson SAY10 release date missed

Marilyn Manson SAY10 release date missed

Radio silence from Marilyn Manson. Valentines day came, and went. Where is my fucking SAY10 album?
The upcoming album SAY10 originally scheduled for release on Valentines day still isn’t available. With no reason given, and no updates posted, many fans are feeling stood up by the shock rocker.
This comes following the controversial video teaser for the album, featuring a beheaded man, dressed remarkably similarly to Donald Trump. This video released so close to the election drew ire from Trump supporters, and the public in general as being in poor taste. Sorry pussy grabbers, art criticizes life. Get used to it.
So far, the only communication from the Manson camp has been a tweet from Tyler Shields.. Who assisted Manson in producing the SAY10 teaser video. Just two little words. Sorry guys. For what? Why do you feel like you need to apologize? A communication that leave more questions than answers.

05 – Cop’s go nuts for…

05 – Cop’s go nuts for…

https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/bloodybits/LGSS/lgss05.mp3Hello everyone. Welcome to this weeks episode of the Let’s Get Shitty Show.
In this episode, I go nuts on three customer service people. Amazon, steam, and spectrum internet need to get their shit together. We also talk about how a simple doughnut caused a florida cop to retire. And finally a release date for the Mansplaining show! It’ll be out monday the 20th, so as a tease i play an alternate version of the intro music.
Outro music is the bloodybits theme
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04 – The Kritter Salute

04 – The Kritter Salute

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Hello everybody. It’s time for you’re weekly dose of the Let’s get shitty show!
This week… It’s story time! Raptor men, Human puppets, and the finality of technology.
 
Our Intro music is The Charmer Louis Farrakhan – Is She Is or Is She Ain’t Christine
Outro music is the bloodybits theme
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03 – Weaponized Buttholes

03 – Weaponized Buttholes

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How do you make a stylaphone more phallic? Or vaginal?
Why are all women cold blooded lizards?
Eddie defends an anti-trump SNL writer?
Alyssa of course has a problem with the wall, that starts and ends on her nachos.
And finally, biological warfare initiated on children in a video rental chain.
We hope you enjoy episode 3 of the bloodybits podcast. As always you can reach out to us with your feedback, it is appreciated. Let us know what we could be doing better, and stay tuned for more shows, and possible new shows?
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02 – Trumps express checkout line.

02 – Trumps express checkout line.

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Welcome back to episode 2 of the Let’s get shitty show podcast.
This week we discuss finding joints in the walls, man eating camels, soda aisle yoga, and throwing the book at Bill Clinton.
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01 – The war on single moms

01 – The war on single moms

Hello again.
Posting our first episode of of the Let’s get shitty show. Here it is, and what fun
Intro music Come to Daddy – Aphex Twin
Ourto music We will Rise – Arch Enemy
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TSB EP-08 Clash at Demonhead!

TSB EP-08 Clash at Demonhead!

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Hello and welcome to episode 08 of the spoony bards podcast. This week we discuss the oft overlooked classic. Clash at Demonhead. No black sheep.
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The Spoony Bards – Episode 07. LJN

The Spoony Bards – Episode 07. LJN

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In this episode, we Discuss the life, and death of the company LJN. You might remember them from such terrible games as the Back to the Future series, Beetlejuice, or Who Framed Roger Rabbit? on the NES. How is it that one company could make so many bad movie games? Find out that, and more!
DIY famicom. Amazon japan..
Prince Crushing it.
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The Spoony Bards EP06- Nintendo Hard

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Hello and welcome to The spoony Bards episode 6.
This week we will be discussing Nintendo Hard! What makes a video game hard? Is Dark Souls 3 a hard game? All this and more is discussed.
Links from the show.
Super Mario Bros Beaten live in 4:57.260 New record!
Watch gameplay from the rare Beavis and Butthead arcade game.
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The Spoony Bards – EP05 urban Legends

The Spoony Bards – EP05 urban Legends

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Hello and welcome to The spoony Bards episode 5.
This week we will be discussing video game urban legends. I’m sure most of the research is inaccurate, and entertaining. The way we like it.
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Lavender Town Theme.
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New easter egg found in Punch-Out!.
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The Spoony Bards – Ep04 Silent HIll 2

The Spoony Bards – Ep04 Silent HIll 2

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Hello again.
I know in episode 3 we teased a Tales From the Crypt episode. However due to technical difficulties, the recording sounds like a butt parade the morning after chili night. So I’ve dug through the archives, and decided to put up an episode about Silent Hill 2.
Please excuse the news article being a little dated, though it is obscure enough that I think it’s news to you. SO BACK OFF
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The n64 thumbstick replacement.
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The Spoony Bards Episode 3 – a day late, and an episode long? Castlevania

The Spoony Bards Episode 3 – a day late, and an episode long? Castlevania

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Hello all you listeners, i guess readers now.
Here is the latest episode, I’m sorry it’s a day late, email me for your refunds. This episode we discuss the finality of existence, alternative omelette configurations, and Castlevania.
Please let us know if you like the content, like us on whatever podcasting app you use. and tune in next week for more shit.
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The spoony bards ep2 – 1996

The spoony bards ep2 – 1996

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Hello friends
Episode 2, rounding out the retrospective of years, greater than 10 years ago, ending in the number 6. We talk about it all.
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Bloodybits.com presents – The Spoony Bards episode 1

Bloodybits.com presents – The Spoony Bards episode 1

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Hello
So, while the site is undergoing some construction, we’ve been recording a new weekly retro gaming/horror podcast. In this episode, we review the year of 1986, sing the bubble bobble music, and Alyssa invents the hit bit.
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