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Boogerman; Sticking Up to Expectations?

Boogerman; Sticking Up to Expectations?
When I was a child, maybe 10 or so, I had Boogerman on the Sega Genesis. My big brother claimed the NES, so if I wanted to play a plumber, I had to play this mentally-deranged platformer instead. I had fond memories (twisted with time) of belching on enemies, jumping around collecting floating fistfuls of boogers, killing Boogie-Monsters with a well aimed flick of a precious peridot. Gracefully diving from branch to branch in eerie-faced trees, and flushing myself down toilets. I never knew the aim of the game more than “get from point A to point B without melting into snot.” My stomach is much weaker now, as the completely mature 22 year old woman I am today. Just typing through my rose-tinted retrospecticals up there made ...

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